not like anyone actually reads this, but, i want to keep the grotesque accounts of our household updated.
so in casey's words:
Today we decided it was time to rid our house of one of its best exhibits. When our refrigerator broke down on us, we thought the best thing to do was to abandon all leftover food inside, tape up the doors and let it sit in the house during the hot summer for 6 months. Apparently, this was not the best things to do but it did bring a bit of attention to our house. People would tell their friends about it and dares were made to open the death box. Luckily, no one took the dare. Even the most disgusting and lacking in common sense of our friend wouldn’t go near it. We eventually got a baby refrigerator which would hold about 2 beers and some broccoli. About 2 weeks ago one of Karen’s rats died, this initially did not bring about any suspicion since most of us have no idea how any of our animals remain alive in the house. But when the other rat died the following morning Karen decided to go to an old friend who specializes in all kinds of disgusting pranks, ….all while making time to teach English at a university. He said that the refrigerator might have something to do with the deaths. He said a number of noxious gases could be escaping from the frig. Perhaps even anthrax. So, of course, even with this news no one really jumped into any kind of action. We let the frig sit for two more weeks when we decided one Sunday morning it was time. We all donned rags over our mouths while Karen dressed in some kind of biohazard attire. The frig wasn’t going without a fight. It took all of us to get it through the door while it leaked some kind of black death tar. We dropped it a few times on the way to the curb as well. It took great strength not to leave it in front of our neighbors place, but we eventually made it to the curb. We were also got mocked by a bunch of middle aged cyclists riding by witnessing the event, but we didn’t care, we had won. With it gone the household has some mixed feelings. Nick thinks that we might gain strength and feel better then we have ever felt. Mark, on the other hand, thinks that we might have awoken or some kind of other health hazards …




i think the primordial soup came from your fridge
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